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24 January 2009

Make Love, Not Warcraft

one of the best southpark episodes ever. *lol*
Part#1

Part#2

Part#3

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24 September 2008

Hail to the King, Baby! (again)

To celebrate the release of Duke Nukem 3D on Xbox Live, here are some of the most memorable quotes of The Duke:
- * Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! [DUKE3D.GRP / 2RIDE06.VOC]
- * It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! [DUKE3D.GRP / ABORT01.VOC]
- * Ahhhh…. [DUKE3D.GRP / AHH04.VOC]
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8 May 2008

The real guitar heros

well, well, well. all you guys who think you’re guitar heros because you can beat Dragonforce’s “Through the fire and the flames” should take a look at the real masters. What Herman Li does to his Ibanez, especially from 3:20 on, is just incredible. I’ve never seen such before. :-O

btw: i’ve FCed “Through the fire [...]

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8 September 2007

Shake it like a Polaroid Picture!

Suck it down!
Recently I’ve found the full version of this video, so i won’t withhold it.
(Please note the lyrics: “Don’t want to meet your Daddy, just want you in my Caddy. Don’t want to meet your Mama, just want to make you cumma.” – Hony soit qui mal y pense.)
But Hey! Ya gotta admit: [...]

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16 July 2007

Shut Up!

So help me Duke!
So a 2 letter word has a hundred completely different meanings.
So what is this stuff about English being easy?
There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meaning than
any other two-letter word, and that is “UP.”
It’s easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top
of the list, [...]

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15 June 2007

Whoa Bundy!

Let’s rock!
My favorite TV family in a MWC Reunion in 2003. They still rule!
(I still think one of the original Duke quotes (“let’s rock!”) is inspired by Al Bundy…)

Part#1 – The Show

Part#2 – Peg Bundy

Part#3 – The Bundy Kids: Kelly

Part#4 – The Bundy Kids: Bud

Part#5 – Al Bundy (The Legend)

Part#6 [...]

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4 May 2007

Don Box and the questions of life

Nobody jacks with our independence!
Well, another hallmark moment in another fabulous Don Box presentation. Although i liked the session on SOAP on TechEd 2001 better (where Don moderated in a bathtub) :)

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12 April 2007

Marketing guys. die. die. die.

i think i’ll climb aboard!
“i don’t care how you do it…”, “you fucking evil scumbags…”
great! where’s the appropriate newsgroup?

bill hicks’s one great performer. personally, i never liked those marketing queens. it always felt like global warming hit me in their presence… and hey, this goes out for the marketing-girls too… ;)

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8 April 2007

A beautiful picture of the CN tower in Toronto

shake it, baby!
what a wonderful view on this architectural masterpiece in toronto, canada!
in case you’re distracted, that’s the one with the red arrow!

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3 April 2007

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

nice little story, but then again…
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question:
Is Hell [...]

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