27 April 2007

A new form of panty raid!

This is KTIT… K Tit… playing the breast, uhh… the best tunes in town!
well, this new form of public panty raid (or in this case mostly tank-top raid) could be my next hobby… :)
on the other hand only weirdos think this’ll be a good pick-up… i’d rather stick to more conventional pick-up methods… ;)

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21 April 2007

Let’s stop global warming by shooting Richard Simmons to the Moon!

you’re an inspiration for birth control!
hey, let’s stop global warming and shoot richard simmons and any other fags around to the moon. that’ll help much more than driving hybrid-sissy-cars…

btw: what’s a go-go cart? :)

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16 April 2007

Ron Jeremy drives the Hybrid Car

Groovy!
Ron does pop up in the strangest places…
but then again, that’s why we like him… :)

btw: all you ron-a-maniacs: you can find more vidz of the master at heavy.com

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14 April 2007

What If Al Gore won the 2000 elections?

shit happens!
some tend to lose because some others can’t count…
nevertheless: creepy and sad, no way he would’ve been president…
anyway, he’s not lacking some kind of self-mockery. that’ll give a plus.
(and the way he acted in the futurama-like spot i posted a few days ago…)

i just image schwarzenegger in a uniform being the mexifornian “el presidente”… […]

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12 April 2007

Marketing guys. die. die. die.

i think i’ll climb aboard!
“i don’t care how you do it…”, “you fucking evil scumbags…”
great! where’s the appropriate newsgroup?

bill hicks’s one great performer. personally, i never liked those marketing queens. it always felt like global warming hit me in their presence… and hey, this goes out for the marketing-girls too… ;)

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8 April 2007

A beautiful picture of the CN tower in Toronto

shake it, baby!
what a wonderful view on this architectural masterpiece in toronto, canada!
in case you’re distracted, that’s the one with the red arrow!

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6 April 2007

Social bookmarking has gone too far!

hmm, book’em danno!
like every great invention “social bookmarking” suffers from freeloaders who’d like to jump on the bandwagon to make a few quick bucks. arrrrggh, whom i kidding? today’s social bookmarking is a sucker. why? i’ll tell you…
because we’d probably don’t need it if every internet user would have his/her own server and install some […]

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5 April 2007

A Terrifying Message from Al Gore

it’s time to abort your whole freaking species!
“good! more beer for the robots!” :)
i just love this BENDER robot-guy (basically because we’ve got the same hobbies), so i’ll forgive him stealing Homer Simpsons “Boooring!”. ;)

btw: at first i didn’t know whether to put Al Gore in the “weirdos” or “other crap” section. somehow i think […]

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4 April 2007

Script.aculo.us sucks? Betcha!

hmm, that’s one doomed space marine!
ahhhh, one of my favorite web2.0 suckers. scripta-whatthefuck1…
a loose assorted bunch of beefed-up, old javascripts now stamped “web2.0″. 95% of the so-called web-designers use this for sliding in some objects.
get a life, suckers!
script.abutt.us2 has some nice dom and ajax features too, use them for a change!

1:
can internic please stop giving […]

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3 April 2007

Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

nice little story, but then again…
The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so “profound” that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.
Bonus Question:
Is Hell […]

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