24 September 2008
Hail to the King, Baby! (again)
To celebrate the release of Duke Nukem 3D on Xbox Live, here are some of the most memorable quotes of The Duke:
- * Damn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! [DUKE3D.GRP / 2RIDE06.VOC]
- * It’s time to abort your whole freaking species! [DUKE3D.GRP / ABORT01.VOC]
- * Ahhhh…. [DUKE3D.GRP / AHH04.VOC]
- * Ahhhh…. much better! [DUKE3D.GRP / AHMUCH03.VOC]
- * Looks like cleanup on aisle 4. [DUKE3D.GRP / AISLE402.VOC]
- * Heh heh heh… what a mess. [DUKE3D.GRP / AMESS06.VOC]
- * Damn, that was annoying. [DUKE3D.GRP / ANNOY03.VOC]
- * Bitchin’! [DUKE3D.GRP / BITCHN04.VOC]
- * Blow it out your ass. [DUKE3D.GRP / BLOWIT01.VOC]
- * I should have known those alien maggots booby trapped the sub. [DUKE3D.GRP / BOOBY04.VOC]
- * Hmm, book ‘em Danno. [DUKE3D.GRP / BOOKEM03.VOC]
- * Boooorn to be wiiiiild! [DUKE3D.GRP / BORN01.VOC]
- * It’s time to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all outta gum. [DUKE3D.GRP / CHEW05.VOC]
- * Come on! [DUKE3D.GRP / COMEON02.VOC]
- * Hmm, looks like I have the con. [DUKE3D.GRP / CON03.VOC]
- * Cool! [DUKE3D.GRP / COOL01.VOC]
- * I’m not crying over this! [DUKE3D.GRP / CRY01.VOC]
- * Damn. [DUKE3D.GRP / DAMN03.VOC]
- * Damnit. [DUKE3D.GRP / DAMNIT04.VOC]
- * You wanna dance? [DUKE3D.GRP / DANCE01.VOC]
- * Die, you son of a bitch! [DUKE3D.GRP / DIESOB03.VOC]
- * Hmm, that’s one doomed space marine! [DUKE3D.GRP / DOOMED16.VOC]
- * I’m Duke Nukem and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! [DUKE3D.GRP / DUKNUK14.VOC]
- * No way I’m eating this shit! [DUKE3D.GRP / EAT08.VOC]
- * Eat shit and die! [DUKE3D.GRP / EATSHT01.VOC]
- * I guess he didn’t escape from L.A. [DUKE3D.GRP / ESCAPE01.VOC]
- * Your face, your ass… what’s the difference? [DUKE3D.GRP / FACE01.VOC]
- * Now THIS is a force to be reckoned with! [DUKE3D.GRP / FORCE01.VOC]
- * Get the crap outta here! [DUKE3D.GRP / GETCRAP1.VOC]
- * Come get some! [DUKE3D.GRP / GETSOM1A.VOC]
- * Game over! [DUKE3D.GRP / GMEOVR05.VOC]
- * Uhhhh… That’s gotta hurt! [DUKE3D.GRP / GOTHRT01.VOC]
- * Groovy! [DUKE3D.GRP / GROOVY02.VOC]
- * You guys suck! [DUKE3D.GRP / GUYSUK01.VOC]
- * Hail to the king, baby! [DUKE3D.GRP / HAIL01.VOC]
- * Shit happens. [DUKE3D.GRP / HAPPEN01.VOC]
- * Holy cow! [DUKE3D.GRP / HOLYCW01.VOC]
- * Holy shit! [DUKE3D.GRP / HOLYSH02.VOC]
- * Damn, I’m good. [DUKE3D.GRP / IMGOOD12.VOC]
- * Nobody jacks with our independence! [DUKE3D.GRP / INDPNC01.VOC]
- * See you in hell! [DUKE3D.GRP / INHELL01.VOC]
- * Hmm, I’m goin in! [DUKE3D.GRP / INTROC.VOC]
- * We meet again, Dr. Jones! [DUKE3D.GRP / JONES04.VOC]
- * I’m gonna kick your ass, bitch! [DUKE3D.GRP / KICK01-I.VOC]
- * This is KTIT… K Tit… playing the breast, uhh… the best tunes in town! [DUKE3D.GRP / KTITX.VOC]
- * Let God sort’em out. [DUKE3D.GRP / LETGOD01.VOC]
- * Let’s rock! [DUKE3D.GRP / LETSRK03.VOC]
- * Damn, I’m looking good. [DUKE3D.GRP / LOOKIN01.VOC]
- * Go ahead, make my day! [DUKE3D.GRP / MAKEDAY1.VOC]
- * I’m gonna get medieval on your asses! [DUKE3D.GRP / MDEVL01.VOC]
- * Nobody messes with MY meat! [DUKE3D.GRP / MEAT04-N.VOC]
- * Hmm, don’t have time to play with myself. [DUKE3D.GRP / MYSELF3A.VOC]
- * My name is Duke Nukem! [DUKE3D.GRP / NAME01.VOC] After a few days of R&R I’ll be ready for more action! [DUKE3D.GRP / R&R01.VOC]
- * Ohhh… I needed that! [DUKE3D.GRP / NEEDED03.VOC]
- * Nobody steals our chicks… and lives! [DUKE3D.GRP / NOBODY01.VOC]
- * What? There’s only one of you? [DUKE3D.GRP / ONLYON03.VOC]
- * Hmm, my kinda party! Wish I had time. [DUKE3D.GRP / PARTY03.VOC]
- * Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! [DUKE3D.GRP / PAY02.VOC]
- * Yeah, piece of cake! [DUKE3D.GRP / PIECE02.VOC]
- * This *really* pisses me off! [DUKE3D.GRP / PISSES01.VOC]
- * You’re pissing me off! [DUKE3D.GRP / PISSIN01.VOC]
- * Looks like it’s time for me to go POSTAL! [DUKE3D.GRP / POSTAL01.VOC]
- * I ain’t afraid of no quake. [DUKE3D.GRP / QUAKE06.VOC]
- * Ready for action! [DUKE3D.GRP / READY2A.VOC]
- * I think I’ll climb aboard! [DUKE3D.GRP / RIDES09.VOC]
- * I’ll rip your head off and shit down your neck! [DUKE3D.GRP / RIP01.VOC]
- * Gonna rip ‘em a new one! [DUKE3D.GRP / RIPEM08.VOC]
- * Rockin’! [DUKE3D.GRP / ROCKIN02.VOC]
- * Shake it, baby! [DUKE3D.GRP / SHAKE2A.VOC]
- * Get back to work you slacker! [DUKE3D.GRP / SLACKER1.VOC]
- * I’m gonna put the smack dab on your ass! [DUKE3D.GRP / SMACK02.VOC]
- * So help me Duke! [DUKE3D.GRP / SOHELP02.VOC]
- * Suck it down! [DUKE3D.GRP / SUKIT01.VOC]
- * Terminated! [DUKE3D.GRP / TERMIN01.VOC]
- * Ehhh… this sucks! [DUKE3D.GRP / THSUK13A.VOC]
- * Somebody is gonna frickin’ pay for screwing up MY vacation! [DUKE3D.GRP / VACATN01.VOC]
- * What are ya waitin’ for… Christmas? [DUKE3D.GRP / WAITIN03.VOC]
- * Who wants some? [DUKE3D.GRP / WANSOM4A.VOC]
- * It’s down to you and me, you one-eyed freak! [DUKE3D.GRP / WHIPYU01.VOC]
- * Where is it? [DUKE3D.GRP / WHRSIT05.VOC]
- * Yippie kay-yay mother fucker! [DUKE3D.GRP / YIPPIE01.VOC]
- * Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack! [DUKE3D.GRP / YOHOHO01.VOC]
- * Har matie… someone’s gonna take a long walk off a short gangplank! [DUKE3D.GRP / YOHOHO09.VOC]
- * Lick my wet butt hole [DUKE3D.GRP]
- * You’re an inspiration for birth control! [DUKE.RTS / BCNTRL01]
- * You’re gonna die for that! [DUKE.RTS / DIEFO002]
- * AARRRGHHHHH!!! [DUKE.RTS / DSCREM04]
- * It hurts to be you. [DUKE.RTS / HURTS000]
- * Lucky son of a bitch! [DUKE.RTS / LUCKY02]
- * Ha Ha Ha! Payback time! [DUKE.RTS / PAYBK003]
- * What are you, some sort of bottom feeding scum sucking algae eater? [DUKE.RTS / SCUM01]
- * Damn, you’re ugly. [DUKE.RTS / UGLY01]
- * Ha ha ha…Wasted! [DUKE.RTS / WASTE003]
- * You suck! [DUKE.RTS / YOUSUK01]
Unfortunately this game won’t be released in germany due to execessive violence. The Duke says: “You suck!”
